What happens to a diode laser (808 nm) if you leave it in a garage with water inside the system?
(Realistic breakdown over time: 1 month → 1 year → 10–20 years → centuries)Assumed typical scenario:

• The machine is turned off, water remained in the cooling system (not drained after the season).
• Unheated garage: winter −10…−30 °C, summer +30…+45 °C, high humidity, dust, condensation.
• Ordinary tap water (not distilled, no antifreeze/corrosion inhibitors).

After 1 month (autumn-winter, first frosts)

• If temperature drops below 0 °C: Water freezes → ~9% expansion → rupture of copper/aluminum tubing, micro-cracks in the diode stack block, burst connecting hoses.
• Probability: 80–95% in an unheated garage in Russia/Ukraine/Belarus/Kazakhstan.
• What breaks first: the thinnest spots — copper microchannels in the diode stack, connecting fittings, plastic hoses.
• Result: The laser is already dead for normal operation. Even after thawing — it leaks, overheats, bars burn out.

Here are real examples of what happens when water freezes and bursts copper tubing (common in cooling systems):

hackaday.com

After 1 year

• Corrosion: Water + oxygen + temperature swings = intense electrochemical corrosion of copper and aluminum.
  Green/white patina (copper/aluminum oxides) appears, rust on steel parts.
• Clogging: Salts, rust, algae/bacteria (especially with any light exposure) completely block microchannels → even after flushing, cooling works at only 20–40% capacity.
• Electronics: Capacitors, control boards, contacts oxidize ("green plague") → power failures, sensor errors, short circuits.
• Rubber/plastic: Seals and hoses harden, crack, lose tightness.
• Result: Laser is 95% dead. Can be cannibalized for parts (stacks, lamps, drivers), but repair costs 70–90% of a new unit.

Real-world examples of green copper corrosion (verdigris/patina) from water exposure:

fischerplumbing.com

pugetsoundplumbing.com

Severe white oxidation on aluminum heatsinks after long-term water damage:

overclock.net

reddit.com

After 5–10 years

• Complete degradation of cooling system: Microchannels fully blocked, copper dissolved into green mush.
• Diode bars: Even untouched — moisture inside the stack → contact oxidation → most diodes burn out on first power-up attempt.
• Plastics/composites: Yellowing, crumbling, extreme brittleness.
• Metal: Aluminum radiators and copper tubes become porous like a sieve.
• Result: Device suitable only for scrap metal + a few expensive parts (if you're lucky to salvage drivers/power supply).

After 50–100 years and beyond (centuries)

• All metal parts in contact with water fully destroyed (copper turns to green powder, aluminum to white crumb).
• Plastic/rubber components disintegrate into dust.
• Electronics (boards, chips) oxidize beyond recognition.
• Diode crystals might theoretically survive (if no voltage spikes), but without housing/contacts — useless.
• Result: A handful of unrecognizable fragments remain, possibly a few intact lenses/sapphire windows (the most durable parts).

Quick timeline summary:

• 1 month in winter → 90% chance of physical destruction from freezing
• 1 year → corrosion + clogging → machine almost dead
• 3–5 years → 100% beyond repair (except select expensive parts)
• 10+ years → scrap metal + souvenir stacks (if lucky)
• Centuries → dust + a few resistant lenses

Bottom line:
Never leave water in a diode laser's cooling system over winter in an unheated garage.
Drain → flush with distilled water + antifreeze → dry with air → store properly.
Otherwise, it's easier (and cheaper) to buy a new one than to resurrect a "drowned" machine after six months.If this exact situation happened to you — write what’s left of the unit, and we’ll try to figure out what (if anything) can be saved!

To withstand a direct hit from Thor's lightning (the real deal, with Mjölnir, from Marvel comics and the MCU), even the most powerful combat or industrial laser would require protection on an absolutely divine level — because this is no ordinary lightning.A typical earthly lightning bolt is roughly:

• Peak current → 30,000–200,000 A (sometimes up to 300–400 kA in extreme cases)

• Voltage → 100–500 million volts (sometimes claimed to reach 1 billion V)

• Energy per strike → up to 10–15 billion joules (≈ equivalent to several tons of TNT)

Now, Thor's lightning (Marvel version):

• This isn't just an atmospheric discharge — it's concentrated divine energy drawn from the Odin-Force / God Tempest / Asgardian magic.
• Current and energy can be orders of magnitude higher — in the comics, Thor has blasted Galactus with lightning, destroyed planets, hurled bolts across space, and summoned storms the size of galaxies.
• Visually and in effects — we're talking tens to hundreds of giga/terajoules per strike, plus a magical component that completely ignores physics.

What kind of protection would be needed so the laser doesn't turn into a puddle of molten metal in 0.0001 seconds?

1. Multi-level current diversion system on the scale of “city-wide protection” ×1000

• Primary path: superconducting busbars made of YBCO or BSCCO (operating at cryogenic temperatures) → capable of handling mega-amperes with zero resistance.
• In parallel: an array of thousands of gas discharge tubes + MOV varistors rated at 10–100 kA each (like the most powerful ones from THOR Electric or DEHN, but scaled up industrially ×100).
• All of this must be grounded to a separate ultra-deep grounding rod (hundreds of meters into low-resistance bedrock).
  2. Bunker-level Faraday cage
     The entire laser enclosed inside a cage of thick aluminum/copper/steel (wall thickness at least 10–20 mm). Even better — a multi-layered composite cage incorporating graphene and superconductors.
  3. Optical isolation and galvanic separation
• All control circuits run on fiber optics.
• Laser power supplied through gigantic pulse transformers with insulation rated for 1+ billion volts (which don't exist in reality).
• Electronics housed in separate shielded compartments with autonomous power from supercapacitors/batteries.
  4. Active protection against EMP and induction
• Magnetic shields made of mu-metal and ferromagnetics.
• Ultra-fast TVS diodes and gas discharge tubes on every single wire (response time <1 ns).
• Fully optical data transmission throughout the system.
  5. Realistic verdict for 2026
     Even if you assembled all of the above on an industrial scale (cost: hundreds of millions of dollars, size: like a small house), a direct hit from Thor's lightning would almost certainly still destroy the laser.
     Why? Because this isn't electricity anymore — it's divine plasma + magic, which could simply materialize inside the enclosure, completely bypassing the laws of physics.

Final joke recommendation:
The most reliable protection against Thor's lightning is to be worthy of lifting Mjölnir.
Then the lightning simply won't touch you… or it might even supercharge your laser to planet-killer level!

What could modern cosmetology offer Shredder in 2026? Shredder — the legendary villain with a metal mask, scars, an aggressive personality, and a life lived in the shadows.

But even the main antagonist of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles deserves some self-care! In 2026, cosmetology can help him become even more menacing, well-groomed, and confident in his signature "villain" persona. Here's a top list of procedures specially tailored for Shredder.

1. Fractional CO₂ laser scar resurfacing
   Eliminate old scars from battles with the Turtles and Splinter. The skin becomes even and smooth — the mask will fit perfectly, and the scars turn into "battle trophies" without any inflammation.
2. RF-microneedling or plasma therapy
   Restore skin texture after constant trauma and wearing metal. It reduces pores, increases firmness — Shredder gets steel-like skin (in the literal sense).
3. Botulinum therapy
   Smooth out the angry forehead and eye wrinkles from eternally thinking "I will destroy you all!" Result: a calm, cold gaze worthy of a true supervillain.
4. Hyaluronic acid fillers
   Restore volume to the cheeks and chin (the metal mask may have left indentations). A sharper facial contour — Shredder becomes even more intimidating and photogenic.
5. Carbon peeling + Q-Switched Nd:YAG
   Deep cleansing from city grime, soot, and traces of Krang's lab chemicals. Tone lightening — the skin under the mask will look fresh and healthy.
6. HIFU (SMAS-lifting)
   Deep tissue tightening for the face and neck — so the mask doesn't "hang loose," and the face looks youthful and energetic for new world-domination plans.
7. LED phototherapy (red + blue light)
   Red light for healing after fights, blue light against inflammation. Shredder recovers faster and is ready for revenge.
8. Mesotherapy with antioxidants and peptides
   Skin protection from stress and toxins — Shredder lives under constant tension, so his skin needs detox and reinforcement.
9. Facial cryotherapy
   Reduce swelling and inflammation from the mask — cold as a reminder of vengeance, but beneficial for the skin.
10. Permanent makeup for scars and brows
    Accentuate the "villainous" features — sharp brows, emphasis on scars for an even more terrifying look. Plus Foot Clan symbol tattoos for extra style.

Bonus: Special "Villain Glow" program — metal-plate massage (just kidding), wraps with poison extracts, and relaxation to the sounds of ninja screams.The result: Modern cosmetology will make Shredder not only stronger and younger-looking, but also a more charismatic villain — ready for new plans to conquer New York with flawless skin under that iconic mask!

What could modern cosmetology offer the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 2026?The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael — have finally decided to emerge from the sewers and book appointments at a top-tier beauty salon in 2026.

Their green skin, shells, muscular bodies, and life in the shadows have left their marks. But cutting-edge technologies can make them even cooler while preserving that signature ninja style!

1. Diode laser hair removal (808 nm)
   The Turtles have sparse but stubborn hair on their heads and bodies. A course of 6–8 sessions will remove the excess — masks will fit perfectly, and nothing will get in their eyes during battle.
2. Fractional CO₂ laser or RF-microneedling
   Smoothing the texture of their green skin and reducing scars from battles with Shredder and the Foot Clan. The Turtles will get smooth, glowing skin free of "battle scars."
3. HIFU (SMAS-lifting)
   Muscle tightening for the face and neck — so masks sit snugly, and their jawlines look even more determined and ninja-like.
4. Carbon peeling + Q-Switched Nd:YAG
   Deep cleansing from sewer grime, pizza residue, and city dust. Lightening the green tone — the Turtles will look brighter and fresher, just like right after their mutation.
5. Cryolipolysis
   Eliminating that "pizza belly" fat from endless late-night snacks. The Turtles will become even more athletic and ready for rooftop leaps.
6. Plasma therapy (Plasma Pen)
   Removal of small scars, warts, and unevenness on their shells and skin — a clean, polished look worthy of true warriors.
7. LED phototherapy (green + red light)
   Green light for the perfect skin tone (keeping that green even and healthy), red light for recovery after intense training and fights.
8. Mesotherapy with vitamins and antioxidants
   Hydration and nourishment for skin after life in the damp sewers — no more "drying out," and extra energy for new missions.
9. Botulinum therapy
   Smoothing forehead wrinkles from endless pondering "How do we defeat Shredder?" Result: a calm, focused ninja gaze.
10. Permanent makeup for masks
    Enhancing the colorful masks — bright blue for Leo, orange for Mikey, purple for Donnie, red for Raph. Plus ninja symbol tattoos for extra style.

Bonus: Special "Ninja Glow" program — nunchaku massage (just kidding), seaweed wraps from the sewers, and relaxation to the sounds of ninja meditation.The result: Modern cosmetology will make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles not only stronger and faster, but even more badass — ready to save New York with flawless skin and shells!If the Turtles are ready for the upgrade — equipment from Romshi can handle any ninja-level demands!

What Can Modern Cosmetology Offer a Mummy in 2026?

An ancient mummy has decided to truly come back to life and book an appointment at a premium beauty salon in 2026. Thousands of years in dry sand have left their mark — parched skin, weathered bandages, and a distinctly “vintage” appearance. But modern technology is capable of true restoration miracles!Here’s the top list of procedures perfectly suited for a pharaoh mummy (or just an ancient Egyptian):

1. Intensive hydration with mesotherapy and biorevitalization
Hyaluronic acid + vitamin cocktail — will restore moisture to millennia-old dehydrated skin. The mummy will stop “cracking” and gain a healthy glow worthy of the best days at the royal court.

2. Fractional CO₂ laser or RF-microneedling
Rejuvenation and texture restoration — removes dryness wrinkles, embalming scars, and evens out the tone. The mummy gets smooth skin without the “parchment” effect.

3. Plasma therapy (Plasma Pen)
Removal of remaining resin residues, embalming pigment spots, and irregularities. Plus powerful regeneration stimulation — the mummy literally comes alive at the cellular level.

4. HIFU (SMAS-lifting)
Deep-layer tightening — restores facial and neck contours so the jawline looks regal again instead of sagging from centuries.

5. Carbon peel + Q-Switched Nd:YAG
Deep cleansing from sand, dust, and ancient contaminants. Tone brightening — the mummy will go from “bronze” to fresh and well-groomed.

6. LED phototherapy (red + infrared light)
Red light for collagen production and healing, infrared for deep hydration and tissue restoration after thousands of years of dehydration.

7. Facial cryotherapy
Cold for toning and “pore” tightening — the mummy will feel like it’s back in a cool tomb, but this time with real skin benefits.

8. Botulinum toxin + fillers
Smoothing eternal wrinkles from the “mummified” expression and restoring volume to cheeks/lips — the mummy will finally be able to smile like in its youth.

9. PRP therapy (platelet-rich plasma)
If we can obtain blood (or an equivalent) — powerful cellular-level regeneration stimulation. Perfect for “reviving” ancient tissues.

10. Permanent makeup and tattooing
Restoring classic Egyptian makeup — bold black winged eyeliner like Nefertiti, bright lips. The mummy will look like a freshly restored museum statue.Bonus: Special “Pharaoh Reborn” program — wraps with frankincense and myrrh oils, hot stone massage, and aromatherapy with ancient sacred scents.Final result: Modern cosmetology will return the mummy its former pharaonic beauty — without re-embalming, but with eternal radiance!
The main thing is not to scare the cosmetologists with what appears from under the bandages.If the mummy is ready for a transformation — equipment from Romshi can handle even ancient-level loads!Romshi — manufacturer of 808 nm diode stacks
Supplier of devices and spare parts
www.romshi.com
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What can modern cosmetology offer Shrek in 2026? Shrek is the classic green ogre with rough skin, big ears, that famous "onion" layered physique, and a swampy lifestyle.