What could modern cosmetology offer the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in 2026?The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles — Leonardo, Michelangelo, Donatello, and Raphael — have finally decided to emerge from the sewers and book appointments at a top-tier beauty salon in 2026.
Their green skin, shells, muscular bodies, and life in the shadows have left their marks. But cutting-edge technologies can make them even cooler while preserving that signature ninja style!
- Diode laser hair removal (808 nm)
The Turtles have sparse but stubborn hair on their heads and bodies. A course of 6–8 sessions will remove the excess — masks will fit perfectly, and nothing will get in their eyes during battle. - Fractional CO₂ laser or RF-microneedling
Smoothing the texture of their green skin and reducing scars from battles with Shredder and the Foot Clan. The Turtles will get smooth, glowing skin free of "battle scars." - HIFU (SMAS-lifting)
Muscle tightening for the face and neck — so masks sit snugly, and their jawlines look even more determined and ninja-like. - Carbon peeling + Q-Switched Nd:YAG
Deep cleansing from sewer grime, pizza residue, and city dust. Lightening the green tone — the Turtles will look brighter and fresher, just like right after their mutation. - Cryolipolysis
Eliminating that "pizza belly" fat from endless late-night snacks. The Turtles will become even more athletic and ready for rooftop leaps. - Plasma therapy (Plasma Pen)
Removal of small scars, warts, and unevenness on their shells and skin — a clean, polished look worthy of true warriors. - LED phototherapy (green + red light)
Green light for the perfect skin tone (keeping that green even and healthy), red light for recovery after intense training and fights. - Mesotherapy with vitamins and antioxidants
Hydration and nourishment for skin after life in the damp sewers — no more "drying out," and extra energy for new missions. - Botulinum therapy
Smoothing forehead wrinkles from endless pondering "How do we defeat Shredder?" Result: a calm, focused ninja gaze. - Permanent makeup for masks
Enhancing the colorful masks — bright blue for Leo, orange for Mikey, purple for Donnie, red for Raph. Plus ninja symbol tattoos for extra style.
Bonus: Special "Ninja Glow" program — nunchaku massage (just kidding), seaweed wraps from the sewers, and relaxation to the sounds of ninja meditation.The result: Modern cosmetology will make the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles not only stronger and faster, but even more badass — ready to save New York with flawless skin and shells!If the Turtles are ready for the upgrade — equipment from Romshi can handle any ninja-level demands!
